holi rabbit shit fetish! (let's be honest)

what a glorious day today was. :)

happy birthday when you wake up andrew.

I went to the holi festival saturday. It was a wonderful, colorful, (asthmatic at times) experience. I looked as if I dry humped a clown. Not just a light, casual, dry hump... but a full on, animalistic, rabbits on methamphetamines, marathon session dry hump. I Crowd surfed... aka crowd "got thrown on my head." My bath tub is green now. I think if you look closely enough, I may still be breathing faint purple vapors. My pants, ripped. My Youngstown tshirt, defiled beyond recognition. My Chucks, from dull black to vibrant orange. All in all, a grand old time though.

Saturday went to fetish night at area... um interesting.. Whatever paddles your canoe I suppose... or something like that.

I ordered a new laptop today... finadamnly. I was all productive and such today in general. Lots of shit accomplished. four cheers for me. I turn 27 in less than a week (easter). crazy. stupid. dumb. ***here's a helpful hint: If you're thinking of giving Lane a birthday present, perhaps you should go with some viagra, a can of ensure, a walker, hearing aids, or some metamucil.***

I am supposed to go to a lesbian "wedding" friday. I have to find something nice to wear. le fuck.

Everybody have a good good friday friday.. I enjoy that sentence. 8)

caramel cadbury kisses.

interesting fact of the day:
29 percent of men, 9 percent of women say they’ve had 15 or more partners
Sexploration — By Brian Alexander


and a fabulous quote for good measure:

"it is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness."

a little off-color

It's not black and white. I'm green with envy, but tickled pink about it. You yellow bellied ingrate, you're white as a ghost. you'll be seeing red soon. You're a blacklisted, black sheep, with a black eye from the black market. I guess it's time for me to raise the white flag, and roll out the red carpet. You've been given the green light to paint the town red. It's out of the blue, but the grass is always greener on the other side... I'm a red herring, or perhaps A red-eye flight at the bottom of the deep blue sea with no black box in sight. I suppose today is your red letter day. I would say it's your scarlet letter day, but not through your rose colored glasses. I don't want to hear your excuses. Talk until your blue in the face, I see your true colors. white lies to whitewash your emotional blackmail. You've been caught red-handed, the case is black and white. so under this pitch-black sky I say, "fuck you, and good night."

Etaoin shrdlu... dhiatensor, vigenere, and a side of chow mein for good measure.

I read a lot about ciphers, codes, and cryptology today. That's the field I should have pursued. Not only do I find it enjoyable, but I'm really good at it. ETAOIN SHRDLU. that, in order, are the most commonly used letters in the English language.
the letters DHIATENSOR can be used to form 70% of the words in the English language. other interesting topics semi-related to codebreaking, letter frequency, etc. are Zipf's law, different, more "efficient typewriters" the colemak typewriter... Estimated that there are only about 3000 Colemak users worldwide. (Jan 1st 2009) and the qgmlwb keyboard layout. one of which I think that i want to learn. I also want to check out the website lifehacker.com . this blog is scattered. i read about a ton of interesting stuff today. and i keep topic-jumping from, to, and then back again. i will maybe fix this blog so it's readable someday. maybe not. also, the vigenere cipher is coo. It's a method to convert text into a secret code. I dig it. In fact. I will write the following sentence in normal language, then code it using a vigenere cipher and the code word chowmein: "I did not go to chinese class today. I am a lazy person. le shit. Oh well. I studied it for a bit and was productive, so all is good. I do not really have anything else to write. I guess by writing that, I kind of negated what I said. Oh well. I think that butter is overrated. Brownies, and penguins are underrated. The end" and now made into a secret mystical code... "KKWZZ SBTQA CYTMV RULQH MWAGQ KOUUE UNNHN UBIZF QUZAE LQGQO KAXPQ FVBRE QHQGH VFWNM BNPKK WETZB FBQPU ZMFQH ZHUWO BQKWZ ARWGT LOHXC PNXLO JKXPV PNSHE IBBYY WPQMO HGZGX KAZVV PBCFL IGKRW JPSNA GNOPQ HEUCA WOMML BJDSH XMBUK UYPTE BOWAH ADMAB XLFNM XMQDY CSZMM FCURL QROHK UGWDI CAFLF NMXMQ VOSAZ H"

awesome. Back to random, out of place cool things to look at if you have free time: youtube video of bears playing hockey, youtube video of myotonic goats, the video for David Ford's song "go to hell" Eye movement desensitization and reprocessing (EMDR) and the book "A Void" to name a few. I think that's all. I need to recount my recent trip to California soon. but alas, time does not permit.

keyword "lane"
VIFWP S