Tuesday, March 30, 2010

holi rabbit shit fetish! (let's be honest)

what a glorious day today was. :)

happy birthday when you wake up andrew.

I went to the holi festival saturday. It was a wonderful, colorful, (asthmatic at times) experience. I looked as if I dry humped a clown. Not just a light, casual, dry hump... but a full on, animalistic, rabbits on methamphetamines, marathon session dry hump. I Crowd surfed... aka crowd "got thrown on my head." My bath tub is green now. I think if you look closely enough, I may still be breathing faint purple vapors. My pants, ripped. My Youngstown tshirt, defiled beyond recognition. My Chucks, from dull black to vibrant orange. All in all, a grand old time though.

Saturday went to fetish night at area... um interesting.. Whatever paddles your canoe I suppose... or something like that.

I ordered a new laptop today... finadamnly. I was all productive and such today in general. Lots of shit accomplished. four cheers for me. I turn 27 in less than a week (easter). crazy. stupid. dumb. ***here's a helpful hint: If you're thinking of giving Lane a birthday present, perhaps you should go with some viagra, a can of ensure, a walker, hearing aids, or some metamucil.***

I am supposed to go to a lesbian "wedding" friday. I have to find something nice to wear. le fuck.

Everybody have a good good friday friday.. I enjoy that sentence. 8)

caramel cadbury kisses.

interesting fact of the day:
29 percent of men, 9 percent of women say they’ve had 15 or more partners
Sexploration — By Brian Alexander


and a fabulous quote for good measure:

"it is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness."

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