I try to be a very positive person. I try to resist the temptation to view people in terms of their weaknesses rather than their strengths. I try not to force my views down people's throats... it's not typically my style. All that being said. This blog shall be random rude/incendiary statements, crass observations I make, pet peeves, annoyances, or controversial views that I don't expect anybody to agree with. However, in keeping with "Lane" tradition... I'm sure it will be disorganized, scatterbrained, and tangential.
fashion:
-Don't wear brown and black together. it doesn't match. if you wear a black shirt, don't wear brown shoes or a brown belt. brown shirt... no black belt or black shoes. Mild exceptions of course. but to me... a nauseating fashion faux pas.
-Sticking in the realm of fashion, flip flops. especially on heterosexual men. They look stupid, and most people have ugly, horribly maintained feet. There's no place on my retina for that shit. please stop.
-I think that you should be able to wear fur... however, I think that if you do, people should be allowed to pet you.
-white socks. personal pet peeve... but for most outfits, dress socks look much classier. upgrade if you haven't kids.
-untucked shoelaces. tuck your shoelaces in. it looks neat, prim, and proper. tacky long "bunny ears" protruding from your pants look tacky and messy.
okay. grammar and spelling:
-don't say guess what? It is not a question. it's a fucking command. either use an exclamation point or a period. question mark = no.
-spell definitely right. it is definitely not spelled definately.
-don't say I'm nauseous if you feel like you are going to throw up. say you're nauseated. if you say i'm nauseous, it means you induce nausea in others. (unfortunately... saying i'm nauseous is becoming more acceptable just because everybody fucks it up).
-their, they're, there. their indicates possesioon. It is their dildo. they're is a contraction for they are. They're dildos. and there indicates a location. "Ah! There is my dildo!"
-your and you're. your indicates possession. examples... that is your dildo. vs. you're a dildo.
-WhEn PeOpLe TyPe LiKe ThIs... EnOuGh SaId.
-when I leave and somebody says drive safe.. it's drive safely. Adverbs are your friends. They won't bite.
-when people pronounce dissect as "disect" Disect means to cut into two pieces. If that's what you mean... great, say it. Otherwise, use dissect.
Politics (I'll keep it brief and superficial)
-when people say things that are just blatantly untrue. You are entitled to your own opinion, but you shouldn't just make up things and pretend they are true. You can't say the sky is green when it's blue. It's just untrue... and I'm sick of people making political arguments while asserting "the sky is green." It's blue. that's just a fact.
-the notion that republicans say we need the government out of our lives as far as finances, healthcare, etc. goes. They profess we shouldn't be told what to do... However, for some reason... the government all the sudden should be able to tell us what we are allowed to do when it comes to morality (abortion, gay rights, etc. etc.) Either say you want big government or little. Don't pretend like our freedom would be crushed if the government regulated finances or healthcare, and then espouse out of the other side of your mouth, that the government needs to regulate how people should act in a moral context.
etc. etc. on that topic. i could go on for days.
People:
-Be punctual. Live up to your word. If you say you are going to hang out... unless an unforeseen important obligation comes up, you should be there if you say you are going to be. And if you say you will be there at 8. be there by 8. Say what you mean. It's just disrespectful otherwise.
-People that lie. Tell the truth. live with integrity.
-pretty girls that think their looks are enough for them to be entitled to everything. News flash. pretty girls are a dime a dozen. If you aren't kind, thoughtful, or a good person, you deserve nothing but a reality check. fix your makeup, and show some more cleavage.
-People that say objectifying things about women, or treat them with total disrespect. I guess it's just the feminist in me. ;)
-hypocrites.
pet peeves:
... shit i was going to go on for a while longer, but apparently when you are 27 you get tired as shit. so i'm going to sleep.
old kisses and birhday wishes.
pps. I think the idea of "black"mailing a person from the kkk is hilarious. Not to condone the act, but the sentence itself is very funny.
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