fuck phil (preferably in his eyes with something sharp)

who the hell does this furry fuck Phil think he is? I'm not one for animal cruelty, as many of you know... but somebody should have poked that little bastard in both of his eyes... we'll see how well he sees his shadow then.

Pink's grammy performance was absolutely amazing. wow. I've always been a huge pink fan, and she did nothing to disappoint. again. wow. watch it if you haven't. impressive, beautiful, and seraphic. kudos for stealing the show pink.

my ability to read chinese characters is quickly catching up to my ability to speak chinese. kick ass. I still am not the best at writing them though. Writing characters is as hard as a priest at a boy scout convention. It should count as an art credit as well. le shit. keshi, wo yao lianxi hen duo.

I should be asleep. Am I surprised that I'm not? No... no I am not. Am I sad that I'm not? Yes... yes I am. birthdays are coming up all over the place. whit, brit, my mom. old people are silly (no offense whit, brit, or mom... it's just you are a few of the few that I'm younger than. woot woot.

The Obama Q and A at the republican retreat was absolutely awesome. Restored my hope that maybe our country has a glimmer of hope left. I heard that it even left leading republican john boehner orange in the face. (google him if you don't know who he is). That Obama is so pragmatic, so charismatic, and so intelligent. I less than three him. <--- I heard that from somebody today and thought it was clever and cute as hell. anyhow. que sera sera, or a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, or spare the rod spoil the child. one of those I think. three cheers to my tangential, random, incoherent mind.

somebody pointed out to me the length of the word abbreviation today. I laughed. perhaps even out loud a little. I love clever little things like that... and that was one that I had not before encountered. One of the one's that makes the most sense right now is the whole progress/congress. seriously. depressedly optimistic about it though. no. seriously, I'm kidding. <-- also awesome. other cute ones that come to mind: why is phonetic spelled the way it is. why are there so few synonyms for the word synonym. who came up with the word monosyllabic. do polydactic people sometimes give high sevens? those types of things make me smile :D

again. somebody needs to hunt down that ingrate of a groundhog and render him visionless. another 6 weeks of winter is unacceptable. I do not wish to live in an igloo. unacceptable.

eskimo kisses.